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hotvampireadjacent:

PHARAOHโ€™S CURSE ๐“€€ ๐“€ ๐“€‚ ๐“€ƒ ๐“€„ ๐“€… ๐“€† ๐“€‡ ๐“€ˆ ๐“€‰ ๐“€Š ๐“€‹ ๐“€Œ ๐“€ ๐“€Ž ๐“€ ๐“€ ๐“€‘ ๐“€’ ๐“€“ ๐“€” ๐“€• ๐“€– ๐“€— ๐“€˜ ๐“€™ ๐“€š ๐“€› ๐“€œ ๐“€ ๐“€ž ๐“€Ÿ ๐“€  ๐“€ก ๐“€ข ๐“€ฃ ๐“€ค ๐“€ฅ ๐“€ฆ ๐“€ง ๐“€จ ๐“€ฉ ๐“€ช ๐“€ซ ๐“€ฌ ๐“€ญ ๐“€ฎ ๐“€ฏ ๐“€ฐ ๐“€ฑ ๐“€ฒ ๐“€ณ ๐“€ด ๐“€ต ๐“€ถ ๐“€ท ๐“€ธ ๐“€น ๐“€บ ๐“€ป ๐“€ผ ๐“€ฝ ๐“€พ ๐“€ฟ ๐“€ ๐“ ๐“‚ ๐“ƒ ๐“„ ๐“… ๐“† ๐“‡ ๐“ˆ ๐“‰ ๐“Š ๐“‹ ๐“Œ ๐“ ๐“Ž ๐“ ๐“ ๐“‘ ๐“€„ ๐“€… ๐“€† ๐“€‡ ๐“€ˆ ๐“€‰ ๐“€Š

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2023-07-01 22:13.02.175
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scissorsisters:

I love having interests that I would never ever recommend to any of my friends ever

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2023-07-01 22:09.21.173
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radiantmists:

rate your cooking ability

-1 (actively a disaster, will damage myself and/or the kitchen)

0 (ive never cooked anything more complicated than toast)

1 (ready/simple meals, helping with prep but not cooking alone, etc)

2 (can follow simple recipes)

3 (can follow complex recipes/cook multiple dishes in parallel)

4 (can improvise on/modify recipes to suit my taste)

5 (can cook without recipes/make new ones)

<other/see results

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2023-05-21 15:35.23.899
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pulledrounder:

Richard Siken, Boot Theory // Frank Bidart, The War of Vaslav Nijinsky // astralcorbozo on TikTok // Mary Herbert, A Long Time in the Desert // Dan Deacon, When I Was Done Dying

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2023-05-20 10:40.03.694
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astralpaint:

Before I knew Bode

SPOILER WARNING!!!!!

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After I knew Bode

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2023-05-20 01:17.53.304
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pewe:

They have sinned dear Lord 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

Flirt all the wayyyy

“Heh, just pretty good?”

Cal, what do u expect??? 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

2023-05-19 21:01.54.126
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โ€œsome reasonโ€ :^)

Three Mile Island, Chernobyl, Fukushima
If you can GUARANTEE that nothing even APPROACHING those could EVER happen under ANY circumstances
Then I will fold to Nuclear Power

Three Mile Island

NO ONE DIED

Fukushima

NO ONE DIED

Chernobyl

essentially a human-made accident through gross mismanagement and neglect, that physically canโ€™t happen with other reactor types (in part because they all have containment buildings now). so yes we can guarantee that nothing even approaching chernobyl will ever happen with modern reactors.

even so chernobyl still killed fewer people than the German Atomausstieg has through increased air pollution because of additional coal being burnt

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welcome to team uranium!

Love people using 3 mile island as an example. 3 mile island is an example of where things WORKED, that the failsafes kicked in so only a miniscule amount of radiation was released, which not only didnt kill anyone, but no one was injured, no adverse health effects were caused, and there was no damage to the surrounding environment. Despite the incident, the other reactor continued to run until 2019!

And again: the point isnโ€™t โ€œdo you prefer renewables or nuclearโ€. The point is โ€œeveryone fighting againsy nuclear power has further entrenched coal and oil power and caused a LOT more damage to the environmentโ€

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2023-05-19 17:04.51.961
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argonphoenix:

This is Thelockpickinglaywer and what I have for you today is something very interesting. As you can tell by the agonizing screams of the damned, I have recently left the mortal coil and, upon arriving at my destination, was informed that I did not qualify for residence. I was taken by an angel of the Lord to the mouth of Hell, and when the angel left, he closed this rather large red door and sealed it with a divine key. Although I’ve never seen this particular model of lock before, I’ve spent some time investigating the cylinder with this small shard of bone. By sticking it in the back of the keyway and slowly pulling it out, I can tell that this is a five-pin tumbler lock, that can easily be single-pin picked using this shed demon scale as a tensioner tool. Let’s try that right now. Alright, nothing on one. Nothing on two. Three is binding firmly, click out of that. Nothing on four. Five is binding, little click there, back to one. Once again, nothing. Two is binding, and we’ve dropped into a false set. Little click out of three. Nothing on four. Little click on one, counter-rotation on two, and we got this open. Okay folks, I think the main takeaway here is that no matter how much faith you place in a mechanism designed to ensure your safety, be it spiritual or physical, there is always a state in which it can fail. In any case, thank you for watching. Memento mori, and I’ll see you next time.

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2023-05-18 16:31.00.938
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inthetags:

Put your music on shuffle, then reblog and put in the tags the first song that comes on! Let’s share music together.

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2023-05-18 11:32.56.731
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Vala just murdered Daniel in front of all these guests tonight.

Whatโ€™s really funny to me is that Vala is an alien whoโ€™s only been on Earth off and on for like a year. So even though she know very little about Earth, she knows that Daniel is considered a bit of a joke to his fellow archaeologists.

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2023-05-18 11:29.49.729
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Anonymous:

They call me creepy on account of I. I um. I’m pasta.

milomumbles:

its alright man standup is hard dont be nervous

2023-05-18 11:27.07.727
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advanced-passenger-train:

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afloweroutofstone:

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New 2023 discourse dropped, everyone prepare yourselves accordingly

you didnโ€™t even post the best ones

a reply to the first tweet from a new person saying "Just how the guy that was interacting with a mermaid got his boat raided by the CIA & got in a severe car accident after that" and then OP responding with "I don't get their point in hiding it from us."ALT
A different tweet saying "They literally block off sections of the Grand Canyon because there are monuments built by giants & of Egyptian giants. Think about it, if animals were gigantic asf in the past & got smaller as time went by, wouldn't humans have been gigantic"ALT

feel like Iโ€™d be remiss if I didnโ€™t post the most mask-off shit in all of this:

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โ€œyou! conspiracy theorist, are you normal about-โ€œ

โ€œjewish people control everythingโ€

Oops! All Antisemitism!

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2023-05-18 10:58.32.707
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teaboot:

teaboot:

I was debating pre- and post- smartphone existentialism with an older gentleman today and he stopped part way through and said “Why are you a security guard? Why aren’t you teaching this at some college somewhere?” And I didn’t know what to say so I went with “Well I used to make art but nobody pays an artist”

I want to invoke thought and wonder and introspection and encourage the passions of every soul I meet forever and ever and dig until I find the glorious potential for creation and experience and joy in every single one but unfortunately I must pay rent and so I stand, a meat shield, an NPC with unlockable dialogue

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2023-05-18 10:56.05.705
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rettou-joutou:

charlesoberonn:

mfshipbracket:

BONUS ROUND: Aang/Katara (ATLA) VS Kylo Ren/Rey (Star Wars)

Aang/Katara

Kylo Ren/Rey

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I just looked through OPโ€™s blog and every single poll is a popular m/f ship vs. reylo (with similar results). I donโ€™t understand.

There was an actual bracket, but reylo got obliterated in round one, and after the poll was done, someone suggested it would be funny to do a โ€œbonus roundโ€ where every tournament contestant is pitted against reylo to see how many ships, if any, reylo can beat

I hope itโ€™s none.

It is beating exactly one of them.

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2023-05-18 10:54.56.704
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lilpetrabbit:

a few days ago bf told me that a couple years ago when he played counterstrike he would respond to dudes getting angry and aggressive and hostile by saying “a kissaroo from me to you” in a slightly goofy friendly voice sort of like the voice you’d associate with a dog muppet.  he said they would absolutely lose their shit every time, insisting things like “i dont want a kissaroo from you!  only tall blonde girls!”.  they always said kissaroo.  i cant stop thinking about this

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2023-05-18 10:53.48.704
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